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Dear Dad Poem

Good morning everyone. I hope you all have enjoyed basking in the hot weather we are currently having, I must admit it has been really warm this week, I have had like so many others around the world have had my fans going like nobody’s business just trying to keep cool, which at times as proven to be really hard, as it’s been very humid with it.

Father’s Day is on Sunday, and I thought that it was the perfect time to do a poem to all you fathers out there, This is a special day to show our dads how much they are loved, it doesn’t have to be showering them with expensive presents, the thing they want the most is to spend time with their children, as they miss so much time not being with them, that anytime they get to spend with them is all the more precious.

Father’s Day,
Is a perfect way,
For me to say,
How much,
you mean to me…

Dear Dad,
When God created you,
He sent me down the best,
He knew that you would love me,
Better than the rest,
He knew you would…
Never leave my side,
For your arms…
Would always be open wide
For me to climb inside.
To always protect and love,
You were sent from the heaven above.
Just for me to love.

The love of a father and child,
Is to go that extra mile.

By Aria

“It is a wise father that knows his own child.” William Shakespeare

“A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” Unknown

“A father’s smile has been known to light up a child’s entire day.” Susan Gale

“Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.”  Unknown

“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” Steve Martin

“A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” Dimitri the Stoneheart

“A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead he picks you up, brushes you off and lets you try again.” Unknown

“The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” Dan Pearce

“A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.” —Unknown

“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” Sigmund Freud

Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. Melanie White

For Father’s Day we got my Dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. Greg Tamblyn

I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother. Rita Rudner

I got my Dad a GPS for Father’s Day. Now someone other than my mom can tell him where to go. Melanie White

There should be a children’s song “If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your Dad sleep.” Jim Gaffigan

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. Ray Romano

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog, Enjoy the rest pf your week, and I will see you back here next week.

Summer Quotes

Hi everyone, I hope you fill your hearts with love, memories and dreams. and begin to enjoy your life once more,

Spring as almost gone, and summertime is almost here. The days are now getting warmer, and longer as we get ready to bid adieu to springtime. Everyone’s getting ready to light the fuel on their barbecue and have their swim wear at the ready.

Summer is the perfect time of year, to go on a retreat, find yourself, find peace, solace, love, thrills and most importantly have fun. Make some of the most beautiful memories that you can cherish, treasure, and hold on too. I have selected some funny quotes to get you in the mood for summer.

Funny Summer Quotes

“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” Raymond Duncan

“Here’s to the nights when the sand is your seat, and the waves kiss your feet.” Anon

“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” James Dent

“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.” Gowtham Finne

“Be sure not to fizzle when the summer starts to sizzle” Anon

“One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter.” Henry David Thoreau

“Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand… hot as hell, totally thrilling and gone before you know it.” Anonymous

“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” Sam Keen

“I need summer to be longer, so I have more time to do nothing.” Unknown

“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” Russell Baker

“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” Patricia Briggs

“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” Nora Ephron

Summer goes by way too fast, how has it not gotten a speeding ticket yet? Anon

“Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” Kellie Elmore

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.” Brendan Behan

“Summer = The time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are.” Anonymous

“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.” Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer, it can become completely intolerable. Stuck in airless offices, every fibre of our being seems to cry out for freedom. We’re reminded of being stuck in double maths while the birds sing outside.” Tom Hodgkinson

“Summertime equals sunburn for many.” Unknown

“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” Walter Winchell

“Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad?” Dodie Smith

Thankyou for taking thee time to read my blog! Enjoy the warm weather, make memories and have fun. See you next week…

Laugh Out Loud Quotes

Hi everyone, Here in the Uk we are slowly returning back to normality, whatever that is, businesses are slowly beginning to open up once again, and resume their daily duties, you can sure tell that shops, pubs and hairdressers have started opening up again, as there are humungous queues coming from everywhere you look, customers have even started queuing as early as 3am in the morning, That’s dedication for you, I, like so many others, was nicely tucked up in bed.

Today’s post is about Laugh Out Loud Quotes, I thought that I would do them as we all need to let off steam and have our laugh out loud moments, as we all need to smile a little more and laugh as loud as we can, for as long as we can. To start to enjoy life, if this pandemic as taught us nothing else is to enjoy every second of every day and to cherish it with all our hearts.

We began laughing from an early age, as children, we would laugh a lot, and into our teenage years, but as we get older, we don’t seem to laugh as much, I don’t know whether its because we are too busy, and our lives have just got in the way or that we have forgotten to laugh and have fun like we did when were kids. but whatever the reason is, we have to laugh more, as it relieves tension and stress, and it plays a part in staying healthy and overall it makes you feel a whole lot happier. Laughter is the perfect tonic for a happier and healthier life.

LOL !!!

“I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.” Boomsmo

“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.” Anonymous

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A. A. Milne

” I’m not lazy, I’m just relaxed” Anonymous

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln

“People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important” Anonymous

“He who laughs last didn’t get it.” Helen Giangregorio

“I just got off a flight that crossed five time zones, does that make me a time traveler” Anon

“If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.” Anon

“My Wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry” Anonymous

“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.” Unknown

“If I’m silent it’s because there’s thunder inside me or I’m just chilling may the odds be in your favor” Unknown

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” Groucho Marx

“Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening” Anon

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog, Keep laughing and I will see you all next week!

30 Funny quotes

Hi everyone, I hope you had a good Christmas and New Year that you possibly could have, inspite of these difficult times, especially with everything that is going on in the world today, I thought that I would do my blog based on funny quotes that are sure to put a smile on your face.

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” Mitch Hedberg

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler), The Waterboy

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

“Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.” Steven Wright

Ted Striker: “Surely you can’t be serious.”
Dr. Rumack: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley” Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Dave Barry

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns

 “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.” Jarod Kintz

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” Robin Williams

Stan Fields: “Describe your perfect date.”
Cheryl: “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” Stan Fields (William Shatner) and Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns), Miss Congeniality

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” Bob Hope

Police officer: “Pull over.”
Harry: “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.” Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber

“The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.” Anonymous

“Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?” Lillian (Maya Rudolph), Bridesmaids

 “My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting around time.” Maria Bamford

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” Zach Galifianakis

Thank you for stopping by to read this weeks post. Keep safe and I will see you all next week!