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Laugh Out Loud Quotes

Hi everyone, Here in the Uk we are slowly returning back to normality, whatever that is, businesses are slowly beginning to open up once again, and resume their daily duties, you can sure tell that shops, pubs and hairdressers have started opening up again, as there are humungous queues coming from everywhere you look, customers have even started queuing as early as 3am in the morning, That’s dedication for you, I, like so many others, was nicely tucked up in bed.

Today’s post is about Laugh Out Loud Quotes, I thought that I would do them as we all need to let off steam and have our laugh out loud moments, as we all need to smile a little more and laugh as loud as we can, for as long as we can. To start to enjoy life, if this pandemic as taught us nothing else is to enjoy every second of every day and to cherish it with all our hearts.

We began laughing from an early age, as children, we would laugh a lot, and into our teenage years, but as we get older, we don’t seem to laugh as much, I don’t know whether its because we are too busy, and our lives have just got in the way or that we have forgotten to laugh and have fun like we did when were kids. but whatever the reason is, we have to laugh more, as it relieves tension and stress, and it plays a part in staying healthy and overall it makes you feel a whole lot happier. Laughter is the perfect tonic for a happier and healthier life.

LOL !!!

“I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.” Boomsmo

“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.” Anonymous

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A. A. Milne

” I’m not lazy, I’m just relaxed” Anonymous

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln

“People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important” Anonymous

“He who laughs last didn’t get it.” Helen Giangregorio

“I just got off a flight that crossed five time zones, does that make me a time traveler” Anon

“If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.” Anon

“My Wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry” Anonymous

“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.” Unknown

“If I’m silent it’s because there’s thunder inside me or I’m just chilling may the odds be in your favor” Unknown

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” Groucho Marx

“Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening” Anon

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog, Keep laughing and I will see you all next week!

Epic Movie Lines of All Time

Hi everyone. hope you are all keeping yourself well and entertained where ever you are in the world. Yesterday was a good day for many around the world, as it was the day when the presidency gots changed over. I wish the new president Joe Biden well in his presidency,

Today is one-liner day, so I thought that I would do 25 of the very best Iconic 0ne-Liners.

25 CLASSIC MOVIE ONE-LINERS

Who doesn’t love a good movie one-liner, but a good classic one-liner is even better. What makes a classic one-liner, well its definitely got to be iconic that everyone has heard of it because it as become that memorable and famous in itself If it wasn’t for the writers or the film they would never have existed, so its thanks to them that it became so iconic that we all know them.

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!” Braveheart.

“You complete me.” Jerry Maguire.

“You make me want to be a better man.” As Good as it Gets.

“Yippee Ki Yay, mother f——.” Die Hard.

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Gone with the Wind.

“Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?” Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

“They’re here!” Poltergeist.

“As if!” Clueless.

“Houston, we have a problem.” Apollo 13.

“I’ll have what she’s having.” When Harry Met Sally.

“Wax on, wax off.” Karate Kid.

“Good morning, Vietnam!” Good morning, Vietnam.

“Go ahead, make my day.” Sudden Impact.

“Show me the money!” Jerry Maguire.

“E.T. phone home.” E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.

“Hasta la vista, baby.” Terminator 2: Judgement Day

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” Back to the Future.

” “Nobody puts baby in the corner” Dirty Dancing.

“It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.” Raiders of the Lost Ark

“I see dead people.” The Sixth Sense.

“I’m the king of the world!” Titanic.

“Mama says, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.” Forrest Gump,

“I’ll be back.” The Terminator.

“Here’s lookin at you, kid.” Casablanca.

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!” The Wizard of Oz.

Thankyou for taking the time to read my blog, See you all next week!

30 Funny quotes

Hi everyone, I hope you had a good Christmas and New Year that you possibly could have, inspite of these difficult times, especially with everything that is going on in the world today, I thought that I would do my blog based on funny quotes that are sure to put a smile on your face.

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” Mitch Hedberg

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler), The Waterboy

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

“Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.” Steven Wright

Ted Striker: “Surely you can’t be serious.”
Dr. Rumack: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley” Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Dave Barry

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns

 “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.” Jarod Kintz

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” Robin Williams

Stan Fields: “Describe your perfect date.”
Cheryl: “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” Stan Fields (William Shatner) and Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns), Miss Congeniality

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” Bob Hope

Police officer: “Pull over.”
Harry: “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.” Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber

“The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.” Anonymous

“Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?” Lillian (Maya Rudolph), Bridesmaids

 “My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting around time.” Maria Bamford

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” Zach Galifianakis

Thank you for stopping by to read this weeks post. Keep safe and I will see you all next week!

54 Christmas Quotes For Everyone!

Hi everyone, well the Christmas season is fast approaching. Trees are being decorated and decorations are being put up around the house and by now the shops will be bustling with eager customers trying to find the perfect gift for that someone special, while others have done most of their shopping online this year. I find that: ‘yes’ you can get pretty much anything online, and ‘yes’ it saves hours upon hours trawling around endless shops but it doesn’t give you the same satisfaction or that personal touch of going from shop to shop and actually looking for that little something you know they will love. I hope that when you are out and about that you remain safe and sound.

I thought that I would do Christmas quotes this week, as we are now in December and a lead up to Christmas. Just to get you into the festive season. Three weeks today to be exact, it will be Christmas Eve.

Something For Everyone…

  • “Christmas… is not an external event at all, but a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart.” Freya Stark
  •  “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” Norman Vincent Peale
  • “It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”  W. T. Ellis
  • “The magic of Christmas never ends and its greatest of gifts are family and friends,” Unknown
  • “Christmas is the day that holds all time together.” Alexander Smith
  •  “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” Peg Bracken.
  • “At Christmas, all roads lead home.” Marjorie Holmes
  • “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring – not even a mouse: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.” Clement C. Moore
  •  “It comes every year and will go on forever. And along with Christmas belong the keepsakes and the customs. Those humble, everyday things a mother clings to, and ponders, like Mary in the secret spaces of her heart.” Marjorie Holmes 
  • “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” Charles Schulz
  •  “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney
  • “The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” Burton Hillis 
  • “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” Larry Wilde 
  • “What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.” Agnes M. Pharo 
  • “Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” Janice Maeditere 

Funny Christmas Quotes

  • “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” Andy Borowitz
  • “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” Melanie White
  • “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”  Bridger Winegar
  • “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” Roy L. Smith
  •  “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” Robert Godden
  • “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” Don Marquis
  • “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” Henny Youngman
  • “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” Larry Wilde
  • “Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.” Catherine Tate
  • “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson
  • “Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not included.” – Author Unknown
  •  “I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.”– Unknown
  • “If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.”– Author Unknown
  • “Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”– Unknown
  • “My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.”– Leslie ‘Les’ Dawson, Jr.
  • “Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.” – Unknown
  •  “The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.”– Olivia Haigh Williams

Christmas Movie Quotes

  • “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more.” How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
  • “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Elf
  • “Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” it’s A Wonderful Life 
  •  “Some people are worth melting for. Just maybe not right this second.” Frozen
  • “Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got key lime disease.” The Santa Clause
  • “I need some peace and quiet…or whatever it is people go away for.” The Holiday
  • “We’re your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.” The Santa Clause
  • “How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?” Home Alone
  •  “One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
  • “What happened to the hickory honey ham?” Christmas with the Kranks
  • “Oh, I love it. It’s so cute. It like a little baby unicorn.” Frozen
  • “If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” Elf

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog. Keep safe, and I will see you all next week!